We meet, we deliberate, we accomplish nothing. Welcome to the Committee of the Dooms, where every meeting is a never-ending exercise in bureaucratic tedium.
Meetings are the lifeblood of this committee. We have meetings about meetings, meetings to discuss the lack of meetings, and meetings to plan for the meetings that never happen.
Our motto: "We're not getting anything done, but we're having fun trying!"
Subcommittee on Redundant Meetings: Meetings about meetings
Subcommittee on Procrastination: Meetings to avoid actual work