Committee of the Forever Lost Cause

Meetings that Never End

Redundant Meetings, Redundant Problems

Join the Fun Subcommittee of Never-Ending Irrelevance Meetings Within Meetings Within Meetings

This committee is dedicated to discussing the intricacies of meeting attendance, agenda item padding, and the art of making meetings last longer than necessary. Join us for an endless discussion on the futility of it all.

We are a group of highly trained professionals with a proven track record of making meetings drag on for hours, days, weeks, or even months. Our motto: "Meetings are a never-ending journey, not a destination."

Our meetings are held in a state-of-the-art, beige-colored conference room with a projector that only works on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Snacks and refreshments are provided, but only if you can find the meeting room.

Minutes of Last Year's Meeting Minutes of the Last 100 Years of Meetings

Upcoming Meetings:

This Week:

• This Week's Meeting
• Next Week's Meeting

Next Week:

• Next Week's Meeting Continued

This Time Next Week:

• This Time Next Week's Meeting

Never:

• Never the Meeting