Committee of the Month: Redundant Meetings

Minutes of the Month (because we can't remember what we said)

Present:

Attendance of the Month

Attendee Reason for Attendance Time Wasted
Samantha Jenkins Because I'm the chairperson 3 hours 14 minutes (and still waiting)
Bob Smith I have nothing better to do 1 hour 27 minutes (and counting)
Jane Doe To get out of my cubicle 2 hours 45 minutes (and still stuck)