Today's Agenda: 100% Guaranteed to be a Waste of Time

9:00 AM - 10:00 AM: Meeting to Discuss Meeting Times

10:00 AM - 1:00 PM: Budget Review (Because We Need More Money)

1:00 PM - 3:00 PM: Interminable Committee Meeting

3:00 PM - 4:00 PM: Mandatory Break to Stare at the Wall

4:00 PM - 6:00 PM: The Annual Report: A Thrilling Read, Guaranteed

7:00 PM - 9:00 PM: Spontaneous Meeting of Unnecessary Meetings

See you all there!

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