Minutes of the Redundant Meeting

Minutes of the 2020 Deep Dives

Meeting called to discuss the merits of deep diving, but mostly just to discuss the merits of snacks.

Attendees: Bob, Steve, and Alice.

Agenda:

• Deep diving: the art of getting lost in a topic.
• Snacks: the fuel for the deep diving.

Notes:

• Bob: "I've been deep diving for years, and I still can't find my keys."
• Steve: "I've been deep diving for months, and I've forgotten what day it is."
• Alice: "I've been deep diving for weeks, and I've eaten all my snacks."

Action items:

• Alice: "We need more snacks for the next meeting."
• Steve: "We need to set a deadline for our project, or else we'll never meet it."

Minutes of the 2021 Deep Dives

Meeting called to discuss the merits of deep diving, but mostly just to discuss the merits of memes.

Attendees: Bob, Steve, Alice, and Dave.

Agenda:

• Deep diving: the art of getting lost in a topic, and also memes.
• Snacks: the fuel for the deep diving, and also the fuel for the memes.

Notes:

• Bob: "I've been deep diving for years, and I still can't find my keys, but I can make a good meme."
• Steve: "I've been deep diving for months, and I've forgotten what day it is, but I remember the password to the memes."
• Alice: "I've been deep diving for weeks, and I've eaten all my snacks, but I have a good meme ready."
• Dave: "I just got here, but I've already made a meme about this meeting."

Action items:

• Alice: "We need more snacks, and more memes for the next meeting."
• Steve: "We need to set a deadline for our project, or else we'll never meet it, and we'll never make a good meme."