Deja Vu Meeting

The Meeting That Never Ends

Welcome to the Deja Vu Meeting, where time has lost all meaning and the discussion never actually concludes.

Agenda

  • Discussion of the same topic for 5 hours
  • More discussion of the same topic for 5 hours
  • Break for 10 minutes, during which time everyone checks their phones
  • Discussion of the same topic for another 5 hours

Action Items

  • Someone will send a follow-up email
  • Someone will look into it further
  • Someone will check with someone else