Yearly Waste Management Meetings

A meeting so bad, it's good for everyone involved!

Where: Department of Red Tape (basement level 3)

Time: Never (it's not like you have better things to do)

Agenda:

1. Discuss the meaning of "waste management" for 4 hours
2. Debate the merits of paper clips as a viable option for holding down important documents
3. Take a 15-minute break to discuss who ate the last donut in the break room