Departmental Bureaucracy: A Meeting of Redundant Proportions

Welcome to the Departmental Bureaucracy, where the meetings never end and the coffee flows like water!

Today's agenda includes the usual:

• Discussion of the color scheme for the new report templates
• Review of the 17th revision of the employee handbook
• Analysis of the optimal ways to spend the next 3 years' worth of budget

Don't forget to bring your lunch! There will be a 15-minute break to discuss the merits of the cafeteria's new "mystery meat" options.

Hyperlinked Subpages:

• Committee of the Unknown
• Loop of Logic
• Minutes of the Meeting

Important Notice:

Due to unforeseen circumstances, all meeting attendees are required to wear their "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy" badges at all times.

[Minutes of the Meeting]()

Disclaimer:

By attending this meeting, you acknowledge that you have read, understand, and agree to the terms of the Bureaucratic Non-Disclosure Agreement. If you haven't, please ask someone who's already been to the meeting.