Endless Loop Meeting

This meeting will never end. Repeat, never end.

Agenda:

		Monday, 9:00 AM - 9:00 AM, 9:00 AM - 9:00 AM...
		...
	

Attendees:

		John, Jane, Joe, Jane, John, Joe, Jane...
		...
	

Objective:

		Discuss the same topics until the sun burns out.
		Or until the coffee machine breaks.
		Or until someone remembers that they have a meeting in 5 minutes.
	

Decisions:

		None, because we can't decide anything in a meeting that never ends.
		But we will discuss them at length.
	

Disclaimer: This meeting is not actually infinite. It's just very, very long. Probably.