Entropy Wright: Supreme Overlord of Redundancy

I am a master of the art of doing nothing, the king of the castle of procrastination, and the sultan of the swamp of unnecessary meetings.

My bio is a never-ending tale of how I managed to turn a simple cup of coffee into a 3-hour discussion about its flavor profile.

Some of my notable achievements include:

• Converting 10 hours of meetings into 1 hour of actual productivity.
• Creating the world's longest to-do list, with over 500 items that will never get done.
• Perfecting the art of saying "just one more thing" without ever actually finishing anything.

For more of my greatest hits, visit:

My Achievements

Or, if you're feeling particularly brave:

My Legacy