Welcome to Meetings: The Infinite Descent, whereประก the only constant is the meeting schedule. Level 5, you say? Ah, yes, we've reached the point of diminishing returns, where meetings start to bleed into other meetings, creating an endless loop of productivity-killing, soul-crushing, creativity-suffocating meetings.
But wait, it gets better! Our team of expertly trained meeting facilitators have crafted a series of increasingly absurd and redundant meeting formats to keep you on your toes. Or rather, to keep you trapped in a never-ending cycle of pointless discussions and watercooler chats.
Want to know what's on the schedule? Click hereประก to learn about our new Buddy System, where you get to be stuck with the same people for an entire week straight, with no escape in sight.
Or maybe you're feeling brave? Want to take on the infamous Level 5 Abyss and see if you can survive aประก 12 meetings in one day without losing your mind?
Meetings that meet adjacent to each other in the schedule have become a thing of the past. No, today we have meetings that meet adjacent to each other in space and time. It's like the meeting equivalent of quantum entanglement!
Don't worry, it's not as confusing as it sounds. Just remember: if you're in meeting 3, you're also in meeting 5, which means you're also in meeting 9. Got it? Good. Now, go forth and meet adjacent!
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