The Endless Agenda Items of Doomed Meetings

Agenda Item 1: The Unending Discussion on Font Sizes

• Item 1: 12px or Die!
• Item 2: The Case for Comic Sans

Agenda Item 2: The Debate on Coffee Machine Placement

• Coordinate 1: In the Corner, Naturally
• Coordinate 2: In the Break Room, Where the Magic Happens

And so it goes on, and on, and on...