Minutes for the meeting that never ends.
We discussed the discussion we're having about the discussion.
Decided that we need to discuss it more.
Set a deadline for next week, but forgot to set the deadline.
Eternal Agenda Item 1: The Never-Ending To-Do List
Eternal Agenda Item 2: The Infinite Coffee Break Debate
Eternal Agenda Item 3: The Unresolved Question of Who Ate the Last Donut
Eternal Agenda Item 4: The Mystery of the Missing Meeting Minutes