9:00: The meeting begins and everyone stares blankly at the projector screen.
9:05: The projector screen flickers to life, displaying a PowerPoint presentation that looks like it was created by a 12-year-old.
9:10: The first presenter, Karen, stands up and begins to read from her notes, speaking in a monotone that sends shivers down the spines of all in attendance.
9:15: A stray cat wanders into the room, causing a brief distraction.
9:20: The second presenter, Bob, begins to drone on about "synergy" and "disrupting the paradigm."