The Agenda for Today's Meeting (or Tomorrow's, or Yesterday's)
9:00 AM - Arrival of Unenthused Participants
- John will be late again. Again.
- Jane will still be on her phone.
9:05 AM - Introduction by the Uninspired Leader
- The leader will read from a script, trying to sound enthusiastic.
- The leader will forget to turn on the projector.
9:20 AM - The Agenda Takes Over
- The meeting will devolve into a discussion of last week's meetings.
- Someone will mention their cat, Mr. Whiskers.
Lunchtime! (Or is it?) What happens when the clock strikes 12?