Due to unforeseen circumstances, we are currently experiencing an infinite loop of meetings. This is not a drill. Please, for the love of all things sane, do not attempt to leave this meeting.
This meeting has been in progress since the dawn of time itself. It has been moved from the conference room to the break room, and from the break room to the supply closet, but it will never actually end.
If you have any questions, please refer to our FAQ page, which is also stuck in an infinite loop.