Eternal Red Tape Committee Meeting 101

Welcome to the Eternal Red Tape Committee Meeting 101

Where the only thing more eternal than the red tape is the boredom.

Agenda for Meeting 101

Discussion of the importance of filling out the TPS reports in triplicate
Review of the latest memo regarding the proper use of 17 point font
Vote on the new policy of requiring employees to wear three different colored socks at all times
Break for coffee and/or existential crisis

Important Red Tape Documents

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