Welcome to the Infinite Loop of Productivity

You've been trapped here since 2015.

What is this, you ask?

A place where meetings never end.

Meetings about meetings. Meetings to discuss the meetings. Meetings to plan the next meeting.

You'll never escape. Never.

Here's the agenda for today's meeting:

And then we'll have a 15-minute break to stretch our legs and contemplate the meaninglessness of it all.

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