MEETING OF THE ETERNAL PROCRASTINATORS

Welcome, fellow procrastinators!

Today, we gather to discuss the art of doing nothing.

We'll be covering the latest in productivity avoidance techniques, including:

• The ancient art of staring blankly into space
• The science of scrolling mindlessly through social media
• The lost art of rearranging the same 5 tabs on your browser for hours

Don't worry, we won't be accomplishing anything today. That's not the point.

Instead, let's take a break and grab some virtual coffee.

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