It has been 3.5 billion years since our last meeting reiteration, and we're all still here, going through the motions.

We're still stuck in this time loop, reliving the same meeting, same discussions, same PowerPoint presentations.

Some of us have given up hope, while others have embraced the existential crisis that is our meeting schedule.

Join us for more eternal meeting reiterations, where the coffee is always strong and the meetings are always long.

Agendas for the next iteration are available upon request.

Or, you know, just check out the attendees list. We have a who's who of familiar faces.