The Art of Redundant Meetings

Meetings are minimalistæk, but not this one.

Here are some guidelines for the most redundant meeting ever:

• Arrive 30 minutes early, because 15 minutes early is just not enough.
• Bring a notebook, a penchartInstance, and 3-5 extra batteries.
• Repeat yourself 5 times, just in case nobody heard you first time.
• Take notes, but only on the back of a Post-it note. It's more eco-friendly.
• Send a confirmation email 3 days before, 3 days after, and 1 minute before the actual meeting.
• Use the phrase "I'm just checking in" at least 7 times during the meeting to avoid confusion.

Subpages:

• Redundant Meeting Best Practices
• Advanced Redundancy Techniques
• Rebutting the Haters