Parallel Universe Reports: Fact-Checking Fail Edition

Fact-Checking Fail: A Series of Unfortunate Events

Here are some reports from parallel universes where fact-checking was, well, not exactly a priority.

Why did it all go so wrong?

It seems our team of highly trained fact-checkers were either on vacation or just plain lazy. We're not saying they were incompetent, but...

Anyway, here are some of their favorite excuses: