Redundant Meetings FAQ
Q: What is Redundant Meetings Inc.?
A: We are the world's leading provider of unnecessary, unproductive meetings.
Q: How many meetings will I have to attend?
A: We can't promise you anything, but we can promise you'll be bored out of your mind.
Q: Can I just send a meeting invite with a link to this FAQ?
A: Please, don't do that. That would be rude.
Q: How do you people survive on so little actual work?
A: We have a team of highly trained professionals who specialize in making PowerPoint presentations.
Q: Will you please just give me a meeting-free day?
A: Sorry, we're all booked up. Try again in 2 weeks.