Our Mission

We are the premier purveyors of redundant meetings, because who doesn't love a good time-waster?

Our team of expert time-squanders will work with you to create the most inefficient, the most bloated, the most utterly useless meeting experience possible.

Our services include:

• Creating Powerpoint presentations that will never end
• Scheduling meetings at 3am because who needs sleep?
• Inviting people who are definitely not available, just to be polite

Meet our team:

Our team of highly trained professionals includes:

• Bob, the king of unnecessary emails
• Sarah, the queen of pointless PowerPoint
• Tim, the lord of the lost hour