Agenda Item 1: Font Embedding Ethics Committee
The Font Embedding Ethics Committee convened at 10:00 AM on February 2, 2024, to address the issue of font embedding in the company's official communications.
Present:
- John Doe, Font Whisperer
- Jane Doe, Marketing Manager
- Tom Johnson, Design Director
Points Raised:
- John Doe noted that the current font embedding guidelines are unclear and lead to font-related existential crises among junior designers.
- Jane Doe countered that font embedding is an art form and should not be subject to bureaucratic red tape.
- Tom Johnson suggested that font embedding is, in fact, a form of digital terrorism.
Decisions Reached:
- The committee agreed to establish clear guidelines for font embedding, including the use of Arial, Helvetica, and Comic Sans only.
- The committee also decided to establish a Font Embedding Ethics Hotline for employees experiencing font-related trauma.
- Tom Johnson was given extra cookies for his creative contribution.
Adjourned 11:00 AM.