Redundant Meetings: Font Embedding Ethics Committee Meeting Minutes - 2024-02-03
Meeting Purpose: To discuss the ethics of embedding fonts in presentations, despite the fact that we're all clearly bored.
Attendees:
- Bob "The Font Guy" Johnson
- Jane "The PowerPoint Princess" Doe
- Tim "The IT Guy" Wilson
- Dr. "The Expert" Patel
Agenda Items:
- Item 1: "The Importance of Arial" - Bob "The Font Guy" Johnson
- Item 3: "Embedding Fonts in PowerPoint" - Tim "The IT Guy" Wilson
- Item 4: "The Ethics of Font Choice" - Dr. "The Expert" Patel
Minutes:
Item 1: Bob "The Font Guy" Johnson: We should all be using Arial for everything. It's the most versatile font.
Jane "The PowerPoint Princess" Doe: But what about Comic Sans? It's so festive!
Tim "The IT Guy" Wilson: Comic Sans is a font of despair. We should stick with Arial.
Dr. "The Expert" Patel: Actually, I think we should be using Helvetica. It's more sophisticated.
Bob "The Font Guy" Johnson: No way, Helvetica is too fancy. We'll stick with Arial.