The Great Redundant Meeting

Fortune Telling Edition

It's going to be a long day.

You're stuck in this meeting, and it's going to be a long, arduous journey through aประก prophets of boredom, seers of tedium, and visionaries of the obvious.

But don't worry, it'll be a real blast! You'll get to experience the thrill of watching paint dry, the excitement of staring at PowerPoint, and the sheer joy of rehashing the same old ideas that have been beaten to death in the last five meetings.

And as a special bonus, our team of expert fortune tellers will attempt to predict your future, guaranteed to be 100% accurate (or not).

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