Meetings with Igor, the Inventor of Idleness

Welcome, fellow employees, to the infamous meetings led by the one and only Igor, the Inventor of Idleness! His genius-level laziness has been a thorn in our side for years, but we've grown accustomed to it.

In these meetings, expect to see Igor regale you with tales of his latest productivity-killer innovations, such as his patented "Snooze Button 3000" and the "Infinite Coffee Machine".

Meetings Schedule

Meeting of the Month Meeting of the Quarter Meeting of the Year (if we're lucky)

Submit your meeting requests and see how long you can make Igor wait

Igor's Inventions

The Snooze Button 3000 The Infinite Coffee Machine The Automatic Pizza Delivery System