MEMORANDUM
TO: All Relevant Parties
FROM: The Committee of Unrelenting Tedium
SUBJECT: The Never-Ending Meeting
As you are all aware, we have been having the same meeting for the past 12 months.
We have made 37 revisions to the original agenda, each one longer and more convoluted than the last.
We are now considering adding another 47 new bullet points to the discussion on "The State of the Company" which will likely take up the entirety of next Thursday.
We have scheduled a meeting to discuss this meeting, which will likely run for 4 hours and 23 minutes, with only 2 minutes for lunch.
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