Q: What happens when the dooms arrive?
A: Well, that's easy. When the dooms arrive, we'll all just pretend it's business as usual and hope the snacks are still free. 
Read about what happens when the actual dooms arrive
Q: What is the point of this meeting?
A: To make sure we all know what we're going to forget in the next meeting. See what we'll forget in this meeting
Q: Why do we need another meeting?
A: Because, apparently, we didn't learn enough in the last one. Read about the joys of meeting-ception