MEETINGS: THE NEVER-ENDING CYCLE

Where the minutes never get recorded

Warning: this meeting may or may not be the same as the last 12 meetings. It's all a blur.

Repeat this meeting

Current meeting length: hours, 12 minutes and 45 seconds.

Go to a completely pointless meeting

MEETINGS: REPEAT

Because you didn't get it last time, let's do it again

This meeting is exactly the same as the one you had last week. No, seriously, just read the minutes.

Back to the original meeting

MEETINGS: POINTLESS

A meeting about the weather, but not really

This meeting has been called for 5 minutes. So, it's still on.