Agenda Of The Future

Today's meeting will be the most productive, efficient, and revolutionary meeting the world has ever seen. Or not.

Items to be discussed:

• Why are we still using this outdated software?
• Is it too early to talk about AI taking over yet?
• Can we get a 3 PM happy hour? We can call it "TGIF" and pretend it's not actually on a Tuesday.

Subcommittee meetings:

• Undersecretary Of The Year - A meeting about meetings.
• Chairperson Of Disarray - Where we all just sit around, look at each other, and pretend to care.