We have received reports of a recurring trend of meetings that seem to serve no purpose other than to confirm that the previous meeting was a complete waste of time.
We are seeking individuals with expertise in the field of "Sitting Around and Talking About It" to provide insight into the mystical realm of the Omens.
Our team of experts will analyze your responses and provide a comprehensive report on the probability of the meeting being a complete and utter waste of time.
Don't bother responding if you don't have any actual experience or skills, we just want to see how long it takes for you to realize that you're not getting paid for this.
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