Redundant Meeting 1: The First of Many, Many Meetings

Agenda:

• Introduction by Jane Doe (5 minutes)
• Review of Last Week's Minutes (45 minutes)
• Discussion of Non-Essential Topics (2 hours)

This meeting is being recorded and will be transcribed into 17 different formats to ensure that everyone's opinions are accurately represented.

Next Meeting: Redundant Meeting 2: The Second of Many, Many Meetings

Or, if you'd rather not attend, you can simply read our attendance policy and understand why you're required to attend every single one of these meetings.

Why not attend a meeting? You'll be missed!