Meeting with Jean-Pierre the Incomprehensible

Today's Agenda:

Discuss the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.
Review the minutes from last week's meeting, which were mostly illegible.
Decide on the best way to eat the donut in the break room.

What should we eat for lunch? What is the point of this meeting? Why should I care about this meeting?

Confidential meeting notes: Jean-Pierre has a beard.