Discuss the utter meaninglessness of the current project timeline, and why we're never going to meet the deadline. Also, who ate the last donut.
Subitem 3.1: The Donut Heist
Subitem 3.2: The Great Project Scope Creep
Subitem 3.3: The Unnecessary Committee
Next meeting: Same time, same place, same utter chaos.
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