Known Meeting of Utter Chaos Minutes
Meeting ID: KMOUC-1234
Meeting Purpose: To discuss the meaning of life, the universe, and the importance of proper coffee-to-water ratio.
Attendees:
- Bob, CEO of Inefficiency Inc.
- Jane, Chief Coffee Connoisseur
- John, The Unreliable Narrator
Notes:
- Discussion started with a 20-minute debate on the best pizza topping: pineapple or no.
- Decided on a 4-hour brainstorming session to come up with a new company mission statement.
- John got lost in the parking garage for 3 hours, causing a 30-minute delay.
- Bob accidentally ordered 10 extra-large lattes, which Jane promptly spilled all over the conference table.
Decided to table the discussion on the meaning of life until the next meeting. See next week's minutes for more information.