Today, in a meeting that will go down in the annals of history, we will discuss the intricacies of procrastination. Our esteemed chair, Reginald P. Bottomsworth, will lead us through a presentation on "The Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing".
Don't forget to bring your lunch, as the vending machine has been known to dispense stale crackers and lukewarm soda.
See you there, and try not to get too lost in the meeting.
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