The Procrastination Philosophy
Meetings are a perfect opportunity for us to explore the depths of our own procrastination techniques. A well-crafted meeting can take hours, even days, to produce a single decision or action item.
Our philosophy is based on the following core principles:
- Meetings should be scheduled for the exact opposite of the intended start time.
- Agendas should be printed in Comic Sans, with font size 24, for maximum readability.
- Decisions should be delayed until at least three hours after the meeting's scheduled end time.
Some notable applications of our philosophy include:
- Meeting-Meeting Syndrome: A Study of Incessant Scheduling.
- The Procrastination Paradox: A Meeting That Never Ends.
Join us in our pursuit of the perfect procrastination strategy!