Procrastination Placemat

A meeting for the chronically unproductiveประก

Today's Agenda:

10:00 - Arrival of Caffeine-Fueled Euphoria

10:15 - Wasted 45 minutes on cat videos

10:45 - Pretentious PowerPoint Presentation

11:15 - Lunch break ( actual work will be done during this time)

11:30 - "Emergency" meeting about the emergency meeting

Subtopics:

Procrastination-Induced Frustration

Justifying the Existence of This Meeting

The Art of Doing Nothing