Prophecies of the Weekly Stake Hold

According to our team of expert seers and soothsayers, here are the prophecies that will shape the destiny of our company:

• Prophet-X will finally learn how to use the copier.
• Prophesy of the Weekly Keystroke: The keyboard will be found under the couch cushion.
• Prophecy of the Weekly Touch Typist: The old typewriter will be restored to its former glory.