Welcome, esteemed colleagues, to the most epic, jaw-dropping, and awe-inspiring meeting of your career! We're glad you're here to indulge in the thrill of redundant meetings, where the excitement never ends and the snacks are plentiful!
Today's agenda includes, but not limited to:
Disclaimer: Please do not actually want a free snack. Our snacks are for inspirational purposes only. You will need to purchase your own snacks for the duration of the meeting. Or just eat a sandwich from the break room. We are not responsible for any hangry outbursts.