Team-Project-Status prophets of redundancy

Project X is a never-ending saga of meetings, meetings, and more meetings.

Current Status:

Meeting #1: 10 meetings in 1 day, 5 hours each
Meeting #2: 5 meetings in 1 hour, 1 minute each
Meeting #3: 1 meeting that's actually a video conference, but we're all just staring at a blank screen

Our team has been working on this project for 5 years, and we're still nowhere near done minimalist.