Rule 1: Start On Time
Don't be that person who shows up late because "traffic was a nightmare." We have a strict 5-minute rule: if you're not here when the meeting starts, you're not getting in.
Rule 2: No. Don't. Eat. The. Donuts.
We have a strict no-food-in-meeting policy. It's not that we're trying to be the office buzzkill, but let's be real, who needs a 3pm sugar crash?
Rule 3: Be On Your Best Behavior
Leave your personal problems at home, because we don't care about your existential dread. Be on time, don't be a distraction, and for the love of all things good, don't be that one guy who eats the last of the coffee.