Future Meeting Agenda

Redundant Meetings Department

Today's agenda will be exactly the same as yesterday's agenda. Because, why fix what ain't broke?

Discussion topics will include:

• More ways to say "no" without actually saying "no"
• Why the coffee machine is still on fire
_goals of the company will be discussed in 5 minute intervals

Break time will be from 3:00 to 3:05, because who needs a break?

Next meeting: Tomorrow's Agenda

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, you can try The Secret Meeting . We warned you.