Known Exception to the Rule of Redundancy: Next Meeting Minutes

Meeting Summary:

• Decided that meetings are, in fact, the bane of productivity.
• Agreed that the only thing more exciting than watching paint dry is watching paint dry while in a meeting.
• Set a new record for most hours spent in a conference room discussing the same topic.
• Convinced ourselves that the coffee machine in the break room has been possessed by a malevolent spirit.

Action Items:

• Implement "Meeting-Free Fridays" as an official company policy.
• Conduct an exorcism on the break room coffee machine.
• Assign a team member to research the concept of "flowing meetings" as a possible solution to our productivity issues.

Next Meeting:

When: Tomorrow

Subtopics:

Next Meeting, Meeting Minutes, Meeting Decisions