Meetings are a sacred ritual of modern life. We've taken the liberty of codifying the rules of engagement.
Rule 1: Always start on time, unless you're the boss. In which case, start whenever you want.
Rule 2: Take a meeting about meetings. It's a meta-discussion, and trust us, it's enlightening.
Rule 3: If a meeting goes over 3 hours, declare it a retreat and provide free massages and snacks.
Rule 4: If a meeting involves PowerPoint, it's a sign of hopelessness. Send help.