It's because the coffee machine is still warm from last night.
It's because the boss wants to make sure you're all properly caffeinated before subjecting you to an hour of pointless PowerPoint.
Why is it still warm from last night?Expert Opinions
- John: "I'm pretty sure it's because the CEO's alarm clock is set to 9am."
- Jane: "I think it's just because we all need an excuse to get out of bed."
- Jim: "I'm convinced it's because the IT department is secretly controlling our lives."