Welcome, known individuals. Please take a seat. We will begin the meeting by reiterating that we're all here.
We'll take a 15-minute break to collect our thoughts on how much we hate our jobs.
We'll discuss the meaning of life, the universe, and our place in it. Or we might just talk about our fantasy football league.
Take a 45-minute break to grab a coffee and contemplate the futility of our existence.
We'll conclude the meeting by reiterating that we've accomplished nothing.