Agenda Item 1: The Invention of Socks

July 2023 - Meeting of the Gods

Present: Zorvath, Xeridia, and Xerxes

Objective: To create the ultimate sock, capable of holding 5,000,000,000,000 socks in one pair.

Discussion:

  1. Should we prioritize comfort or aesthetics?
  2. Will we use the ancient art of sock-weaving or modern sock-3D-printing?
  3. How many socks will be needed to achieve the desired quantity?

Next Meeting: Agenda Item 2 - The Invention of Sock-Holders

Subcommittee:

Sock-Weaving Committee will meet on the 15th of July to discuss the intricacies of traditional sock-weaving techniques.

Note:

Please do not bring your actual socks, we are not responsible for any missing or destroyed socks.

Resolution:

Resolution: 1. Sock-weaving will be the primary method of creation. 2. The quantity of socks needed will be 5,000,000,000,000. 3. The meeting will reconvene on the 1st of August.